Mr. Speaker

And God said, “John, let there be jobs.”

And John said, “God, we need to stop abortions first.”

And God said, “John, if people have jobs, there will be fewer abortions.”

And John said, “God, we need to defend heterosexual marriage first.”

And God Said, “John, if everybody can marry, there will be more jobs.”

And John said, “God, we have to get rid of collective bargaining first.”

And God Said, “John, I like unions, they help job security.”

And John said, “God, dammit, I thought you were on my side.”

And God said, “John, I haven’t registered to vote yet.”

Elgut Dlareg